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Huge problem!!!

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:17 pm
by Jerry Williams
Ya know everytime I try and lick my balls. I keep falling off the couch. I mean its not from lack of trying but I just can't figure it out. Any help would be greeaaat thanks.

Re: Huge problem!!!

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:04 am
by TwistMoto
Haha! Don't think this is a suggestion, but more a cry for help! ;)

Re: Huge problem!!!

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:58 am
by maczust63

Re: Huge problem!!!

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:39 pm
by tymx33
I just streach them out like bubble gum and lick them

Re: Huge problem!!!

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:40 pm
by Kdav53
you crossed the line there Ty, too far...

Re: Huge problem!!!

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:47 pm
by Jerry Williams
Haha. I don't know maybe ty is onto something the there

Re: Huge problem!!!

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:29 pm
by martinmx241
you need a babysitter to help you haha

Re: Huge problem!!!

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:10 pm
by Barely25
Try putting them in a microwave to heat them up so they stretch more XD

Re: Huge problem!!!

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:01 pm
by maczust63
in grade school we use to set our nuts out the whole in the front of your pants and poke the girl beside you and say is this your bubble gum stuck to my pants and go gross get it off lol im surprised were not in a metal hospital or prison well at least most of the girls were good like the one with Double D's that use to let us punch em then she had back problems and got em fixed up alittle now shes and slut go figure! o also if you set your nuts out and someone looks at them you can call them a fag and kick em in the ass for looking at your junk its the waiting game lol.

Re: Huge problem!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:20 am
by tymx33
just let me know if that fixes it Jerry if not will call a scientist to fix this BS! No man should live like that